Okay, I hate horoscopes. The fact that anyone trusts them is so unbelieveable. I am an aquarius. On one website, this is supposedly my personality.
"A hopeless and helpless dreamer, forever out of touch with reality, an Aquarius is ever lost in his own fantasy world.
He never returns money he borrows, for immediately upon borrowing it, he spends it and forgets about the debt. An Aquarius constantly breaks his promises, and hates nothing more than working.
People born under this sign love badmouthing and making fun of those that are close to them, but always behind their back.
An Aquarius is drawn to greasy junk food and cheap action novels, both of which he buys in untold quantities.
His vacation is usually spent holed up in some god-forsaken bar, since he has spent all his getaway money on one of his uncounted projects destined to make the world a better place for humanity. "
I am not out of touch with reality. I am a very logic drawn person. I always return money I borrow, even when the person insists that its no big deal. I have broken a few in my life, but I don't make a habit to break promises, in fact, looking back I can only recall one time. I dont like working,(does anybody?) but I find it satisfying at the end. I never talk bad about people behind their back. If I dont like you, I'll say it straight to your face. I dont really like cheap action novels. I like classics and science fiction books that make me think. I like saving money, and I dont invest in stupid things.
So the only thing this horoscope got right was that I like junk food.
wow, how did they know?????
~*~Claire~*~