I promised you guys a while ago that I would tell you my brother brian's leprechaun story.
Well, my brother is big in both ways, pretty tall, and beefy. He has red buzzed hair and a red goatee.
He's a paramedic, and he gets lots of calls about crazy people. Well, one call he went to, the police entered the women's room first. When they walked in the women started screaming at the top of her lungs about how "Big Brother" had tracked her down,and they were coming to take her away,and kill her. So the police backed out, and Brians partner, a big black guy, walked in the room, and the women screamed about how "The Devil" haad come to help "Big Brother" take her away.And she started to throw things too. So my brother came in, and she scremed "A leprechaun!" Well, from my explanation, you can probably tell my brother doesn't look much like a leprechaun. So he decided to play along and he said "Well, let me bring you in the rainbow truck to the end of the rainbow!" So she skipped(yes, skipped) out the door. The policmen were laughing their fricking heads off. Now, you haveto remember, this women was fat. Like"has-her-own-gravity" fat. And she is skipping out the door. My brother was amazed this was working. The whole time to the hospital she petted his hand, and kept telling him, "Thank you leprechaun for saving my life from the devil. May I have a kiss?"
"Leprechaun's don't give kisses, Ma'm"
"Oh, I'm Sorry"
So they got to the hospital andshe starts to skip again inside the hospital. She kept refering to him as the leprechaun, and the nurses kept giving my brother funny looks. So he escorted her to her hospital room, and he said "Now, obey all these nice people at the end of the rainbow."
She nodded and asked, "Leprechaun, will I ever see you again?"
And my brother goes, "I don't think so Ma'm. We're mysterious like that." and he skips out the door.
Ever since he has been called the leprechaun at that hospital.
And that is the story.